Men: why do we need you?

The person who i was suppose top study with...Stood me up cause his brain matches the size of his dick...Small lol. What is so wrong with guys and commitments? I want one that isnt a asshole. I want one that wont think with his dick. I want one that isn't a imcompetent imbecile. One that will obey and listen. I know this wont happen cause all men are horrible unearthly beings with the mental function of a peanut. What is the point of having a man around? They just ruin everything. Thanks in advance